Hi. I'm Alyssa. I love soccer, singing, and I'm tired of tumblr themes.

Follow me and I'll follow you back! (Unless you post a lot of porn. Sorry. Heh heh.)
I like randomly sending people messages, so don't get freaked out when I send you one :D
I made this out of sheer boredom.
And you are...?

 

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

swagchat:

when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder

internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?