Hey there~ I'm Alyssa. I love soccer, singing, and I'm tired of tumblr themes. Oh. And I'm a college freshman, which I guess is slightly important information.

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Day 1. 
Successfully went a whole day without reblogging anything. And. When I ate a tootsie pop I was like “Oh wait. I have to do the nice thing” and drew an awesome, totally realistic picture on MS paint to make a friend’s day. Woooo.

Day 1. 

Successfully went a whole day without reblogging anything. And. When I ate a tootsie pop I was like “Oh wait. I have to do the nice thing” and drew an awesome, totally realistic picture on MS paint to make a friend’s day. Woooo.

the-vashta-nerada:

chronukkahlylate:

the-vashta-nerada:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny

the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car

what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny

i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident

nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

delinquentdad:

blondieintheimpala:

delinquentdad:

macklemore’s riveting lyrics about challenging traditional gender roles

i would just like to point out that this song is about a man who stays at home taking care of the kids and cleaning the house and making dinner so his wife can do what she loves and work and get a promotion and support the family so how about you stop posting only two fucking lines of a song so everyone will judge them out of context god dammit

delinquentdad:

blondieintheimpala:

delinquentdad:

macklemore’s riveting lyrics about challenging traditional gender roles

i would just like to point out that this song is about a man who stays at home taking care of the kids and cleaning the house and making dinner so his wife can do what she loves and work and get a promotion and support the family so how about you stop posting only two fucking lines of a song so everyone will judge them out of context god dammit

(Source: microbro)

thechampagneandthestars:

people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality

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(Source: nightswi-mming)

breakfastburritoe:

dennys:

Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy lifehacks flaphacks.
Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!

are you okay dennys

breakfastburritoe:

dennys:

Pancakes! They’re just as useful as they are delicious! Follow along as we improve your every day problems with some handy lifehacks flaphacks.

Flaphack #1: Got a wobbly table? Throw some flapjacks under that thing, baby! Boom! Problem solved!

are you okay dennys

chiipls:

adriofthedead:

yumegrrrrrl:

coordinate-butt-to-mouth:

This guy wears yoga pants and hides his face, then confronts guys who look at his butt.

this is SO important

omg the one dude like “yeah I was starin, you got a nice ass”

okay like yeah the guy who was enjoying the ass was funny but can we talk about the number of people who acted violently when it was revealed it was a guy? violently. like they were ready to fight because they’d been denied a girl’s ass.

that’s way more important to me than some funny guy.