Hi. I'm Alyssa. I love soccer, singing, and I'm tired of tumblr themes.
Follow me and I'll follow you back! (Unless you post a lot of porn. Sorry. Heh heh.)
I like randomly sending people messages, so don't get freaked out when I send you one :D
I made this out of sheer boredom.
And you are...?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
when the cannibal showed up late to dinner, they gave him the cold shoulder
you know what neopets im done with this
pamper your girlfriend. cover her with diapers
(Source: justlikedisney)
(Source: boymeetsworldsubs)
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
after fridays come the
IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES
