Hey there~ I'm Alyssa. I love soccer, singing, and I'm tired of tumblr themes. Oh. And I'm a college freshman, which I guess is slightly important information.

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I made this out of sheer boredom.
And you are...?

 

caseyanthonyofficial:

nayx:

is that because he keeps running away from all of the dates?  somebody help me out here

Yes that’s exactly right

(Source: kobaebryant)

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

capslockapocalypse:

myrandaroyces:

nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child

is that not the plot of iron man 2

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

Marvel: this character is dead

Marvel: totally dead

Marvel: definitely

Marvel: how dare you suggest otherwise

Marvel:

Marvel:

Marvel:

Marvel: ...lol jk