Hey there~ I'm Alyssa. I love soccer, singing, and I'm tired of tumblr themes. Oh. And I'm a college freshman, which I guess is slightly important information.
Follow me and I'll follow you back! (Unless you post a lot of porn. Sorry. Heh heh.)
I like randomly sending people messages, so don't get freaked out when I send you one :D
I made this out of sheer boredom.
And you are...?
Trying so hard to not scroll endlessly through my dash. Also, yesterday mom made me try this chocolate that I didn’t want. Like, if you expect me to willingly eat fancy boxes of chocolates odds are you don’t know me at all. But. Still counts. So I made Sarah the best haiku ever.
I am seriously only 3 days into this and have already lost 3 followers. What in the world, guys. I was offering you the chance to have a drawing or surprise message from me the next time I’m snacking on a Mr. Goodbar.
… Out of context that probably just made zero sense. Sorry ‘bout that.
I bought a bag of M&Ms, so I was like “okay! I will offer these to one of the housekeepers! And then I ended up accidentally slamming the door in her face when I asked her a question. So instead I wrote Paige a super awesome poem. Yeahhh B)
one time i picked up a penny and i hit my head on the door handle and i have a tiny scar from it and that was the third worst time i ever picked up a penny
the second worst time i ever picked up a penny was when one time i picked up a penny on the street and i almost got hit by a car
what’s the worst time you ever picked up a penny
i was in an airport and i hit a baby by accident